For
radiobroadcast, on the occasion of her birthday. My first Star Trek fic. HEY MOM LOOK IT ONLY TOOK ME 33 YEARS.
Title: One Time When Kirk Thought Pon Farr Was a Cliché (Star Trek XI)
Author:
moony
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kirk/Spock-ish, with special guest cameo, Scotty. Pre-slash?
Summary: “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, Spock,” said Kirk quickly. “I mean, it’s a biological urge, right? Involuntary? You can’t help it. You’re like a- Like a salmon that has to swim back to the pond where it was born so it can lay eggs. Except you’re not a fish, and I’m pretty sure Vulcans don’t lay eggs. But you know what I mean, right?”
Disclaimer: I don't own shit.
AN: This is an extremely silly little one-shot. I asked
radiobroadcast for her favorite ST fanfiction clichés, and this was one of them. Completely ridiculous.
( Amok amok amok... )
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Title: One Time When Kirk Thought Pon Farr Was a Cliché (Star Trek XI)
Author:
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Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kirk/Spock-ish, with special guest cameo, Scotty. Pre-slash?
Summary: “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, Spock,” said Kirk quickly. “I mean, it’s a biological urge, right? Involuntary? You can’t help it. You’re like a- Like a salmon that has to swim back to the pond where it was born so it can lay eggs. Except you’re not a fish, and I’m pretty sure Vulcans don’t lay eggs. But you know what I mean, right?”
Disclaimer: I don't own shit.
AN: This is an extremely silly little one-shot. I asked
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( Amok amok amok... )